I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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