i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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