What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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