No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
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i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
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Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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