Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
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She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
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All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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