420 ftw
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I think people are normalizing furries
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Randomize
