There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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