i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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