can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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