Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
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Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
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I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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