yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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