i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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