Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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