Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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