Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
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