Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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