All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Church boner. Awkwardddd
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you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
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I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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