'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
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Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
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Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I love you. Go after that dick
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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