well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
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There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
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i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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