We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
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Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
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Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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