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you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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