i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
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