names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
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All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
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Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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