There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
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There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
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I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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