With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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