I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
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So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
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Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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