i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
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Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
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By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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