im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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