i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
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Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
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I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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