I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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