You made me cry and you don't even care
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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