Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
