Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
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she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
then he tried to convert me to islam
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
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It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
You did what with his pubic hair?
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