He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
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Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
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We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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