i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
you would pick up someone in the library
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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