it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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