She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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