look no pants
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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