Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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