just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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