Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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