the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I AM VODKA MAN
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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