the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
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Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
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Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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