let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
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i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
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He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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