i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
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he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
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My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Dear god my vagina.
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