Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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