You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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