Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Randomize
