I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
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I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
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You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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