I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
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There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
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fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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