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Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
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Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
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If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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