margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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