Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
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