I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
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