thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
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I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
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There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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