it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
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I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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